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New Jersey Bus Driver Punishes His Python On The Job! Watch His Masturbatory Meltdown HERE!

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Let's face it, masturbation is a part of life.

Birds do it, bees do it, even educated bees whales do it!

Masturbating while driving, however, is NOT a part of life at all. It's dangerous, creepy, and illegal!

And masturbating while driving a public transit bus full of commuters? That's just cray!!!!

Unfortunately, better judgement didn't stop 41-year-old George Simpson from doing the five-knuckle shuffle while transporting a bus full of unsuspecting passengers late last month!!!

And he was caught on tape!

One Manhattan librarian didn't appreciate watching him skin his own salami on her evening cummute commute so she recorded the whole encounter!

See the graphically disturbing and definitely NSFW transit nightmare unfold…AFTER THE JUMP!!!

Ugh!!! Absolutely revolting!!

The driver was been suspended indefinitely and charged with "reckless endangerment, lewdness and risking widespread injury."

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6 comments to “New Jersey Bus Driver Punishes His Python On The Job! Watch His Masturbatory Meltdown HERE!”



  1. 1

    he is definately disturbed mentally

  2. anonymous says – reply to this


    2

    He can't do that on his off time? What an idiot! He deserves to lose his job from this blatant display of lewd and distracted driving.

  3. Dan says – reply to this


    3

    He grabs a napkin. He appears to be….addressing the situation. hahahaha. Groundbreaking reporting. Thats still gross though.

  4. CourtneySucks says – reply to this


    4

    I can't stop laughing!

  5. calex says – reply to this


    5

    somebody want to give that bus driver a hand



  6. 6

    I mean seriously, WHO THE FUG does this, except a truly disturbed person. Come on!!!