That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Skeptics beware, because this story is one tough sell!!!
The National Enquirer begs to differ! They say the 41-year-old actress recently turned into an absolute MONSTER!
Apparently the Reality Bites star is biting into Gwyneth Patlrow's good name!!
They say Ms. Ryder is angry because Gwyn supposedly talked trash about her in an online blog, which only added insult to injury over the fact that Winona didn't land the role 1998's Shakespeare in Love!!!
Amber, for the record, was four when Edward Scissorhands hit theaters.
They say Winona is so pissed off that she dyed her hair white and refuses to leave the house!!!!
The Enquirer's source reports:
“She’s alienating so many people it’s no wonder she’s turning into a hermit. It’s really sad she’s become so vindictive. She rarely leaves the house because she hates being around people so much. And she makes sure her housekeepers don’t speak English because that way they are less likely to know who she is."
Hmm, Winona seems lovely to us!
Like week old sushi rotting in the sun, this story smells FISHY!
We aren't sure we buy it!
[Image via Twenthieth Century Fox.]