We're not crying, you are!
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Oooh, la la!!!
Doug Hutchison and Courtney Stodden were spotted smoochin' outside the Sunset Marquis hotel on Friday and we hope they wore fire retardant undies, because the flames of their passion look deadly!
And that gorgeous gal's outfit, ZOMG!!!
Her super-short red dress showed off her fabulous store-bought boobies while simultaneously drawing attention to her genital region, nearly visible just two inches above the hem!
Don't even get us started on the teen bride's generous application of red lipstick and five-inch open-toed heels!!
How did someone so young master the fine arts of make-up application and accessorizing?
Umphhh!! If the chemistry between these two were any stronger, it would develop terminal cancer and learn to cook meth!!!
We love it!!!
[Image via National Photo Group.]