It's such a bummer these two can't get along!
The confidante went on to explain:
[Image via WENN.]
Mizz Hilton was full on mermaid glam goddess in a navy one-piece and island skirt combo, while River was wet-sexy in a wet suit!
These two are totes the real-life Barbie and Ken!
Ch-ch-check out Paris and River's malibooyah beach day (below)!
[Image via KISS/Ramey Pix.]