No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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Oh, look!! They're in a car!
AND THEY'RE SO GORGEOUS!
46-year-old Salma Hayek gets prettier with each passing year, which explains why her husband François-Henri Pinault was wearing a doodie-devouring grin when cameras caught him driving them through El Lay this weekend!!
We're sure she didn't mean anything by it, though!!
But back to the picture of her and François-Henri leaving an exquisite Hollywood hotel!
Were they driving home or to one of those 24-hour diners to satisfy their late-night cravings?!
And what's the fuel efficiency like in their luxury ride?!
Is that real leather?!
[Image via National Photo Group.]