It's official! After fans have asked the right f*cking questions for months about who would star in the next season of True Detective, we finally have our answer!
Five hotties with a flair for the dramatics??
You might as well brand us with 'Directioner' now, LOL!!
Right now they've only released Niall Horan's role — a 'middle-aged businessman' that really looks like he's teetering toward the end of the middle-aged years (yet has somehow maintained his seXXXiness)!
Ch-ch-check him ouuttt (above and below)!!!
Ooo we can't wait to see what the others will be!
Consider the refresh button on their Twitter page out of commission next week, because we're gonna bang it so hard in these upcoming days! Ha!
[Image via Twitter.]