Well, way to burst all of our bubbles!
What a bummer!
The exact wording was as follows:
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ZOMG! ZOMG! ZOMG!
Well, those bags better be HUGE because BritBrit just OFFICIALLY signed a contract to work with Planet Hollywood, and it's reportedly a two-year stint!!!
Two years!?!?!? AH-MAZING!!!!
While we cannot imagine spending 730 days in the world's most awesomely dangerous town, we have full faith that Brit can pull it off gloriously!!!
Maybe our flawless goddess wants to perform magic with tigers like Siegfried & Roy! Or prop-based comedy like Carrot Top!
Perhaps Britney will become the world's seXXXiest and most talented blackjack dealer!!!
Ugh!!! Soooo many questions need answers!!!
Thankfully, her camp is expected to make an official announcement in the very near future!!!
Viva Las Britney!!!
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