That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Ooooo Russy Russ!
You really don't want anyone keeping up with you, do you??
NOW we're seeing Russell Brand making out with another bird under the roof of El Lay's organic coffee house, Urth Caffe (see above, obvi)!
Of course, who knows how serious it was. As you can see in the other photos (below), Russell was quite aware of the photogs. So the whole thing could have been all for show! Or not!
Either way, on the merry-go-round known as Russy's Hearty-Weart, we advise it's best to hop on with some Tums! Ha!
UPDATE: According to one of our little birdies, the woman in question is Russell's make-up/hair stylist — Miss Nicola Schuller. Hmm, definitely looks like her now that we think about it! Seems like a playful series of pecks then to us!
[Image via Owen Beiny/WENN.]