This sh*t's bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S!
According to sources, they just signed a contract with rocker grrrl Gwen Stefani!!!!
Hope you paid attention in geometry class, kiddies, because this is one complicated love triangle!
The way we see it, Breezy has three great loves in his life:
2) Karrueche Tran.
3) Running afoul of the law.
It doesn't make sense to wax poetic about a wanton disregard for the rules of society, so our guess is door number one or two. And even though he and Rih are no more (for now), these totez could have been written when they were doin' it, doin' it round!
And here's the second:
Ugh!! We're so confused!!!
For all we know these songs are an apologetic shout out to the woman involved in his allegedly hit-and-run!
[Image via WENN.]