Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
Ooh la la!
Looks like Paris Hilton is busy giving walking lessons to some ladies on the beach!
Left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot!
These hand-holding hotties are actually contestants on a new reality show featuring Ms. Hilton. And even though the girls all just met, they already know a thing or two about Paris!
Paris, France that is!
Zut alors! Paris is back on TV in the land of wine and cheese!
The show featuring the heiress is called Les Ch’tis à Hollywood. Paris' former bff Kim Kardashian was a guest star on the show a few years back as well!
Hilty hung out by the ocean with her new French friends all day last week, and then took them on a shopping spree!
We wonder what they all talked about?!?
No, like, seriously. Does Paris Hilton speak any French???
Even if they couldn't communicate with each other, at least they all looked good in silence!
And from what we can tell, this pic proves that Buzz McCallister was wrong. French babes DO shave their pits!
[Image via JACSON/FAMEFLYNET PICTURES.]