Well, when it comes to the news that they're living apart, we guess it's not that easy to hide.
Now Nick has finally responded to the rumors, and his answer confirms our worst fears for the pair. He said:
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In one of the most cringe-worthy conversations ever, Bruce Willis chatted with Magic 105.4's Jamie Edwards to promote Red 2, and became red, too, with anger.
"Has any actor ever told you this Jamie? This part is not acting, what we're doing right now. You might be. But we're just selling the film now. Sales. That fun part was making the movie."
Watching Jamie's reaction is like witnessing a child drop his ice cream and having that ice cream stomped mercilessly upon by Bruce Willis.
Trying to save the interview, Jamie asked the follow up about how Bruce would sell the film, to which Bruce replied:
"I wouldn't. I'd slash my hooves."
Slash his wha? Hooves? Is Bruce Willis secretly a demon? Because he's certainly acting pretty hot tempered!
Poor Mary Louise Parker clearly tried to diffuse the mounting tension, but in the end, it was too great to overcome.
Ch-ch-check out the awkward video (BELOW)!!!
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