It's finally done!
The stated reason for the divorce? "Irreconcilable differences."
Kris and Bruce will share joint custody over Kylie Jenner, but neither will receive spousal support.
A Beyoncé is never late. Nor is she early. A Beyoncé arrives precisely when she means to.
Wait. We might be thinking of wizards. Whatevs! Either way, we're talking magic! And no one can rush the magic that goes into creating a Beyoncé album.
That's why the rumors that Bey's new record is late are so ridiculous! And we're not the only ones saying so!
Mrs. Carter's rep officially denied the word that the new album was months late, or even delayed.
According to the rep, no one should have expected the album as no date has ever been announced. Beyoncé is simply working hard to craft her perfect royal sound.
And the world is just going to have to wait for Bey to drop her next album when she's good and ready.