Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We ALWAYS break for PEENS too! LOLz!!!
According to Siobhan Riley, a reporter for Michigan’s WJRT station, construction this week in downtown Saginaw is slowing down traffic in the shape of a PENIS!
And Detroit thinks it has problems!
The segment was a “Top Story” on the live broadcast that night, of course.
Because when a city goes "Schwing!", the people deserve to know!
Check it outtttttt (above)!