Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Justin Bieber never fails to surprise us with his dirty ways!
The loogie launcher will do just about anything for some rare peace and quiet, even if it means hiding in a trash can!
That's right! According to KiSS 92.5 Toronto's Cash and Wylde, JB makes a not-so-clean exit out of his hotel room by way of garbage can to avoid the swarms of stalking beliebers!
The radio personalities even posted a pic of the sneaky, sneaky pop superstar in the act.
"THIS is how Justin Bieber has been sneaking out of his hotel here in Toronto! We're actually NOT joking! This pic is apparently of one of his bodyguards wheeling him out… and nobody knew!!!!"
For real??! EW.
We'd imagine him flying out by jetpack or using those giantangel wings to make his escape.
Guess he just can't get enough of those utilitarian products!!! LOLz!
Hopefully this doesn't mean his tween fans will start searching the garbage for the Heartbreaker! Gross!
[Image via WENN.]