No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
The brand wrote:
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Miley Cyrus is TOO cool!!
The singer can't stop complimenting herself and won't stop subtly dissing other celebs.
"I was thinking about maybe getting 'Chris Brown' across this cheek. It would be really good for my career."
Oooooooo burn! Now that we think about it though, a Chris tat would totez go with her controversial, racy new image! LOLz!
And speaking of her unique look, Miley also chimed that she is SO over her short 'do because she doesn't want to look like everyone else and— according to her at least —everyone is hacking off their hair to look just like her!
"Hopefully my hair grows really quick and next time you see me I'll have a pony down to my butt. I just always want to be different. Everyone else has cut their hair to look just like me, so now I got to do something different. I don't like when you walk in and you see a bunch of other yous."
Wait a sec, Miles…
Who is copying you?? And didn't Rihanna rock the mohawk blonde pixie cut YEARS ago??!
We love your spunk, but don't get it twisted!