We sure wish, but that isn't exactly the case, although he could probably do it if he got the chance!
Unfortunately since R-Patz only bumped into one Housewives star, the dramz will likely continue.
And luckily for them, R-Patz's recent strong silent type role was on hold as he smiled away for the pic Kyle post on Instagram along with the message:
"Thanks #RobPattinson for making hayleyslusser and my daughter @SophiaUmansky night :-)"
He must be thinking about his new mystery girl because we've never seen him so damn happy!
Ch-ch-check out more seksi pics of Rob (below)!
[Image via Instagram.]