It looks like Sony will not be putting out The Interview at all.
In a statement, the studio said:
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And now, another heartwarming tale from the single mom ballet!
Tara Mishra is just like any stripper, except completely different because…
(1) She saved over a million buckaroonies by twerking it on the pole — imagine how many patrons she had to satisfy to earn THAT!
(2) Nebraska police confiscated her $1,074,000, all bundled in hair ties, when they found it during a routine traffic stop and decided it was drug money!
The cops thoroughly investigated Tara, the car, money, and the folks driving — her business partners were driving the cash back east to buy a NJ nightclub — but found nothing dirty about the cash at all… unless you count the residue from the strip club patrons!
Thankfully, a judge who has presumably read the entire Fourth Amendment immediately ordered the cash be returned to the proper owners with interest, and everyone lived happily ever after!!!
Awww!! That's GREAT news for super-successful strippers with an absurdly unhealthy aversion to banking who insist on carrying cash — or having a trusty
sidekick mule do it — across state lines!!
We love it when the good gals win!!