Calum McSwiggan is adamant that he's not faking his alleged attack.
"I went to the police and now apparently I'm a criminal."
However, the police have revealed that they have video
[Image via Calum McSwiggan/Instagram.]
And you definitely can't walk down an aisle with a broken toe!
We mean, you could.. but we doubt Valentino put crutches in their SS 2013 line…
Not that she probably really needs crutches for something as small as a lil' wiggie piggie problem, but we're glad Jennifer Aniston has a reason to sit back and relax!
Her fiance Justin Theroux broke the beach goddess' toe sometime recently, as she admitted the health faux pas at the We're The Millers press junket in New York.
"I have a broken toe. Not to out my sweet, sweet fiancé but he has big feet and wears these boots. He stepped on my toe. Broke it. I felt it."
Gotta watch out there, Jus!
Ya live and ya learn!
[Image via WENN.]