Well, this is, um, inneresting, to say the least.
Christian alleges the pageant girl wrote to him:
We bet Mark Wahlberg wish he could've foregone the Pain & Gained easy access to 30 Rock without a throng of people surrounding him!
Marky mark was swarmy swarmed by fans this morning when he stopped by the Today show to promote his new movie 2 Guns.
Ch-ch-check out the picture of The Fighter literally signing an autograph without even looking (ABOVE)! What a pro! I mean, we always guessed he a huge John Hancock.
Judging by the crowd, he really must've wanted to be Departed from this overwhelming situation!
[Image via MPNC/AKM-GSI.]