Call it karma!
Well, coincidentally, the country's internet is down again!
Previously, when their web went down on Monday, they released a statement saying
First comes love. Then comes marriage. Then comes hot sandwiches!
Jimmy Kimmel was back from his two-week Italian honeymoon and back on TV Monday night! He opened up his late night show with some jokes about his recent wedding to long-time girlfriend Molly McNearney.
"The reason I got married is I needed a panini maker and it seemed like the cheapest way to get it."
We wonder which one of Jimmy and Molly's famous guests got them that for a gift?!?
Mr. and Mrs. Kimmel learned a lot on their wedding day, too. Jimmy told his audience:
"Here's something I wasn't aware of until my wedding day. Did you know the wedding cake is for everyone to share?! I thought it was just ours."
We know Jimmy was joking about the cake since he looks trimmer than ever these days! And he was even sporting some new seksi scruff last night! Jimmy joked about his facial hair, saying:
"I have a beard. I got married. Which I guess means I have two beards!"
Ch-ch-check out Jimmy's
five o'clock 11:35pm shadow in this clip of him HIGHlariously skewering Anthony Weiner! (below)
[Image via Nikki Nelson/WENN.]