Well it turns out…
That's not the case.
While many assume she became a celebrity nanny to become closer to the stars, an insider says:
Here she is, boys! Here she is, world! Here's Lindsay!
Miz Lohan is a free woman, having finally completed her time at the Cliffside Malibu Rehab Center!
She was spotted leaving the center this evening, all smiles while smoking a cigarette and saying her goodbyes with some in-house patients she became friendly with.
And now she's off! Lindsay is reportedly headed to Europe now for a little vacay. When she returns, she'll be busy, busy, busy with both a hosting gig on Chelsea Lately and a highly-anticipated interview with Oprah.
Best of luck to you, Linz. Take this as it's intended — we hope NOT to see you around those parts anytime soon!
[Image via GSI.]