If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Here she is, boys! Here she is, world! Here's Lindsay!
Miz Lohan is a free woman, having finally completed her time at the Cliffside Malibu Rehab Center!
She was spotted leaving the center this evening, all smiles while smoking a cigarette and saying her goodbyes with some in-house patients she became friendly with.
And now she's off! Lindsay is reportedly headed to Europe now for a little vacay. When she returns, she'll be busy, busy, busy with both a hosting gig on Chelsea Lately and a highly-anticipated interview with Oprah.
Best of luck to you, Linz. Take this as it's intended — we hope NOT to see you around those parts anytime soon!
[Image via GSI.]