It viciously read:
[Image via WENN.]
Joaquin Phoenix Walked Hard barefoot towards the set of Inherent Vice, smoking a cigarette (YUCK)!
With his long wavy hair (no in-hair-ant vice there), aviator sunglasses, and Dickensian/70s sideburns (please sir, can we have some MO TOWN!), Joaquin looked retro to the max, sort of like a werewolf John Lennon ("Yokowoooo!!!").
But SRSLY…strolling towards set on asphalt? Ouch! It must have been like Joaquin on something really hot, like a Phoenix!
[Image via Pedro Andrade/Pacific Coast News.]