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Monica Lewinsky Sex Tape May Be Leaked! Slick Willie Might Not Have Been So Slick!

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Slick Willie might make us sick though!

It's been reported that The National Enquirer has a copy of a cassette tape made by Monica Lewinsky to Bill Clinton at the apex of the affair that shook Bubba's bed the nation.

On this alleged tape, Monica tries to let the Leader of the Free World know that she's up all night to get some:

“I could take my clothes off and start…well…I know you wouldn’t enjoy that? I hope to see you later and I hope you will follow my script and do what I want."

Script? Were they role playing? Isn't there a typical role play that involves pretending to be the President and the intern?

Apparently, this tape was believed to have been thrown into Mount Doom destroyed, but that a secret copy of the cassette had been made.

One thing to note about this mix tape is that there's apparently only one artist on it, so to speak. Monica is the only one talking reportedly, and she's really looking to get some Commander in beef form:

“Since I know you will be alone tomorrow evening, I have two proposals for you, neither of which is you not seeing me.”

She then reportedly tells Bill to use his secretary, Betty Currie, to create gaps in his schedule in order for the two to meet off the books:

“Now the first thing that has to happen is that you need to pre-plan with Betty that you will leave the office at, I don't know, at 7, 7:30 so that everyone else who hates me, that causes me lots of trouble goes home. Then you quickly sneak back and then in the meantime I quickly sneak over and then we can have a nice little visit for, you know, 15 minutes or half-an-hour. Whatever you want…Maybe we could go over and watch a movie together and just have kind of, I don't know, boxed dinners or something like that.”

15 minutes! He probably needed only about 3, and eating box…ed dinners probably wasn't his thing either.

She then allegedly goes on to say that the last encounter was too short (HA!) with 42nd President, and finishes saying:

“And then that way we don’t have to deal with the problem of me…of there being a record of me going upstairs and we can spend some time together and see a good movie. So I don’t know, those are two proposals and you can’t refuse me because I’m too cute and adorable and soon I won’t be here anymore to pop over. I’m hoping you will hear this, and you will choose which one you want to do, and go tell Betty, and then she can call me and let me know, so I don't have to stress out all day and I don't have to call her every two hours and bug her because, I know you will find this very hard to believe, but I can be a pain in the ass sometimes. I’m very persistent, but um…I really want to see you.”

Yikes! We hope this tape isn't true, Bill! Although we agree with Lewinsky that we can't resist your sax-iness!

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7 comments to “Monica Lewinsky Sex Tape May Be Leaked! Slick Willie Might Not Have Been So Slick!”



  1. 1

    these were all released years ago…..



  2. 2

    Republicans have to think of something to get people not to vote for a Clinton. Its just beginning. What do they have up their sleeve next?



  3. 3

    so sad, hillary had to break up with her girlfriend huma weiner, so sad



  4. 4

    Geez, leave Monica L. alone. She was a kid and the FREAKING PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES was coming on to her. Let her live her life doing whatever she's doing.

  5. Josiahbythebible says – reply to this


    5

    Really, come on. She could have made these anytime. It's not like he's in them or anything. I think the other poster is right - the Republicans have no more shit to sling, so now they bring out stupid crap like this. They never learn, that's why they lost and will continue to lose until they stop shit like this.

  6. Mr_Austin says – reply to this


    6

    Watch soon Monica Lewinsky sex tape -

  7. Tony B says – reply to this


    7

    Sounds made up…And this girl is delusional thinking a man like Bill Clinton or any intelligent man is interested in her for anything more then a blow-job. She deliberately showed him her thong to get him interested. She was a purveyor of easy, cheap sex. 22 years old is no kid …but, still an idiot.