"All last year, we were touring in America so we were all under age, so we couldn't really party then, anyway. We go back on the road straight after a show and we're gone. I wish we did have time for girls and parties but we don't."
Millions of adoring fans, but no time to let loose?! Aww!
We're guessing sober is the one direction these guys are sticking to!
Liam Payne joked about the groupie time, exclaiming:
"Maybe we need someone to schedule that in for us."
And leave it to Louis Tomlinson to make sure everyone knows that easy gals are unappealing:
"The type of girls that would sleep with you in a heartbeat aren't the type of girls I'd want to take home anyway."
We will forever love these HIGHlarious boys!
[Image via GQ.]