Poor, poor Kourt.
Now, reports are coming out that Disick knows what he's doing, and how to make it better. What remains though, is whether he can actually do that.
The source says of Disick:
At a recent audience question and answer session at Fandomfest, Stan was asked what he thought about this…for the first time! We're pretty sure he misheard the question because this is how he responded:
“Oh, I think Andy Garfield is great as Spider-Man, absolutely great. In fact, I would have picked him for the first Spider-Man movie if he had volunteered.”
Not exactly the question at hand…
At that point, the guy to his right, who was helping him field the queries, leaned in, and told him what the fan actually asked. His caught off-guard response was pretty priceless:
“He’s becoming bisexual? Really? Who have you been talking to? I don’t know. Seriously I don’t know anything about that. And if it’s true, I’m going to make a couple of phone calls. I figure one sex is enough for anybody.”
Really? One sex is enough for anybody? Stan, don't knock it if you haven't tried it!
Hasn't he heard the old Woody Allen joke that "sex is a beautiful thing between two people," but "between five it's fantastic?"
Maybe he'll change his mind and Spider-Man can be renamed to Peter Park-her-or-him!
Ch-ch-check out Stan's HIGHlarious reaction to Andrew's idea for Spider-Man's bi-seksiness…AFTER THE JUMP!
[Image via Mr. Blue/Joseph Marzullo/WENN.]