Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
The skinny girl has no sympathy for the skinny italian!
Teresa Giudice will not be crying on Bethenny Frankel's shoulder anytime soon!
"My first thought today was, 'Oh, if they weren't on reality TV, none of this would probably ever be exposed.' And it's just funny how certain people are [like a] moth to a flame. It's almost like — not that you want to get caught — but people who love to be in the spotlight often have a lot of skeletons in their closet. It's just an interesting thing."
You're dishing so much realness, Bethyy!
She continued her anti-feelings rant by saying:
"I haven't paid that much attention. Do I feel sorry for them? No, I don't. Not so much, because it broke the law. You broke the law and you went on television. That's not really that smart."
She will, however, feel some slight compassion for the Giudice kids:
"I feel badly for them because they have kids, and their kids didn't sign up for this."
Funny you should say that, B!
…we bet plenty of people are feeling bad for her!
The Real Housewives are really HIGHlarious sometimes!
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