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Brooke Candy Makes Miley Cyrus Look Like Shirley Temple In Raunchy New Vid! Experience Dumb HERE!

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WARNING: It doesn't matter whether you're the etiquette counselor at the Hyannis Port School of Charm or a mop-pusher at a sticky-floored porn theater — this music video is NOT safe for work.

Holy mac and cheese ballz, we're very near at a loss for words!

Look, we know she's the Freaky Princess, but this time Brooke Candy has gone above and beyond the call of duty booty!

Her latest video, filled with stripper poles and a slew of nearly-naked men, has enough really really raunchy imagery to make a porn veteran blush — and that's before we even get to her totally dirty rhymes!!

Ch-ch-check out Dumb for yourself (above), but don't say you weren't warned!!!

ZOMG!!! If smoking wasn't such a disgustingly unhealthy habit, we'd be inclined to light one up ourselves after that super-stimulating and totally seXXXy ride!!

CLICK HERE to watch Brooke blow our minds in person at our fabulously freaky birthday last March!!!

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15 comments to “Brooke Candy Makes Miley Cyrus Look Like Shirley Temple In Raunchy New Vid! Experience Dumb HERE!”

  1. steph says – reply to this


    1

    raunchy-er than all this twerkage?



  2. 2

    her voice is annoying

  3. Skank says – reply to this


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    Nice bruise on her thigh.



  4. 4

    Ha! It's Amanda Bynes when she releases her "rap" album!

  5. Ronald the pig says – reply to this


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    She should just show her cooch and get it over with–auto-tune

  6. shelby says – reply to this


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    Ugh.

  7. Nasty whore says – reply to this


    7

    That isn't music it a nasty tramp who can't sing moving her coochy . Hear guidelines counselor in school should recommended her to go with being a stripper or prostitute maybe then she will have a better chance. Who fuck will pay or this shit in iTunes maybe some one who deaf. Bitch do us favor quit now

  8. @v@ says – reply to this


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    Re: Fresh2def313 – Yeah, a bit nasally and upper register. She's a pretty good rapper. If she's able to drop it into a normal register, her sound will round out and plonk more tone. She has skills.

  9. Boo says – reply to this


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    Ok SO over this chick, She is a scenester wannabe that wants to famous for anything so suddenly chose to be a 'rapper', you can't rap at all your lyrics are basic and boring, voice is off key and tone is awful,just because you can say words fast doesn't make you a rapper. your fashion style won't get you far when you have no talent. what is that stupid spastic face she keeps pulling? So cringe. ain't no one gunna sign her being this slutty. Having being a slut as your only gimmick won't get you far and learn to dance or don't even try cos you not once on point its embarrasing.Just because your a white female and have a unique style doesn't make you a unique rapper that is suddenly guaranteed success. Never going to make it mainstream, her niche aint big enough, no matter how pop she makes her tracks she's too aggresive and unlikeable. You can tell she's tryna cover her voice with this beat lmao! And she performs live shows with a backing track!

  10. Boo says – reply to this


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    never once heard of a rapper doing that! WEAK!!! She probly thinks the world is too conservative for her, LOL, the truth is we can all see you suck who would wanna watch you pulling those faces and dancing that bad let alone the music itself. Seriously. Keep trying your hardest to make it but you'll end up like kreay or lil Debbie… Wamp wamp. Sorry but it's the truth, ppl quickly get bored of hype and with no talent to back it up you ain't going nowhere…

  11. Ma says – reply to this


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    never once heard of a rapper doing that! WEAK!!! She probly thinks the world is too conservative for her, LOL, the truth is we can all see you suck who would wanna watch you pulling those faces and dancing that bad let alone the music itself. Seriously. Keep trying your hardest to make it but you'll end up like kreay or lil Debbie… Wamp wamp. Sorry but it's the truth, ppl quickly get bored of hype and with no talent to back it up you ain't going nowhere…

  12. boo says – reply to this


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    She probably thinks the world is too conservative for her and thats why she gets so much hate, truth is we can all see you suck, awful voice, cringe worthy dancing and the beats are all crap. keep on trying if you must but people will soon get over the hype and with no talent to back it up youll end up like kreay or lil debbie…wamp wamp. Shes been famous for ages now and still hasnt been signed, thats saying something. if she stopped trying to distract us with her slutty image and focused on her voice like azealia she may get somewhere, but then she has no voice. LOL that she thinks she can compete with azealia or iggy hahaha shes a joke. get outta here.

  13. camila says – reply to this


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    I like Brooke Candy. She's smart, represents my generation, IS NOT A SELLOUT, and raps to her own rhythm. I like that she forms alliances with other female artists and is beyond straight politic. Looking forward to her sharing her own evolution and insights.

    -female math major, SF CA

  14. Dude says – reply to this


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    Love all the nobody's juding and criticizing something they dont even like. Guys, if you don't like it just get out of the fucking site and go back to pulling your dicks to random pictures on the internet.

  15. dee. says – reply to this


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    What makes this video anymore raunchy then anything else?