Well, well what do we have here?!
But just WHO is the hunky mystery beau?!
[Image via AKM-GSI.]
WARNING: It doesn't matter whether you're the etiquette counselor at the Hyannis Port School of Charm or a mop-pusher at a sticky-floored porn theater — this music video is NOT safe for work.
Holy mac and cheese ballz, we're very near at a loss for words!
Look, we know she's the Freaky Princess, but this time Brooke Candy has gone above and beyond the call of
Her latest video, filled with stripper poles and a slew of nearly-naked men, has enough really really raunchy imagery to make a porn veteran blush — and that's before we even get to her totally dirty rhymes!!
Ch-ch-check out Dumb for yourself (above), but don't say you weren't warned!!!
ZOMG!!! If smoking wasn't such a disgustingly unhealthy habit, we'd be inclined to light one up ourselves after that super-stimulating and totally seXXXy ride!!
CLICK HERE to watch Brooke blow our minds in person at our fabulously freaky birthday last March!!!