Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
We don't even know where to begin!!!
Ke$ha was born with a tail — A TAIL!!! — let's get that out of the way first.
It's true!! The perfectly lovely pop-star admits she came into this world slightly different than most folk, she was sporting a quarter-inch long vestigial tail!!
"I had a tail when I was born. It was a tiny tail, about a quarter of an inch, then they chopped it off and stole my tail. That was when I was little. I'm really sad about that story."
ZOMG!!! We adore this girl so much!!!
Most folks would be totally embarrassed by being born different, and they would NEVER share their story!!
Ke$ha, on the other hand, is only super sad because her tail was chopped off!!! Aww, this gurl has got pluck!!!
We gotta ask, though, was there a formal bris-like cutting ceremony? Did doctors let her keep it in a mason jar?
[Image via WENN.]