That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton may be open with each other in their marriage, but Miranda has allegedly dispatched spies on Blake’s tour to make sure he doesn’t act like they have an OPEN marriage!
“Miranda has befriended a lot of the folks on Blake’s tour, mostly production staff, and they have promised to be her eyes and ears on the ground. Miranda is actually okay with a little bit of flirting — she does some flirting herself. But she wants to make sure nothing crosses the line, and she has a plan in place to make sure she finds out.”
Hope the plan doesn’t involve Gunpowder & Lead!
Blake allegedly knows about Miranda’s tour bus information network, and he also knows hell hath no fury like a Miranda Lambert scorned, so according to a source, he has been behaving himself:
“Miranda hasn’t gotten any reports Blake’s been behaving inappropriately on tour.”
Glad he’s not getting caught up with the Boys ‘Round Here!
Ch-ch-check out more photos of the suspicious songbirds (below)!
[Image via Brian To/WENN.]