Oh. Em. Gee.
Never have we ever laughed so hard at vegetable theft!
A dispute between two Iowa neighbors has been caught on camera and given birth to our new favorite viral video star: The Rhubarb Lady!
The unnamed rhubarb rustler was caught red handed, picking the root veggie from her neighbor's plant. But as this classy lady claims, that plant is on "ALLEY PROPERTY, BITCH!"
That catchphrase has got to make its way onto a T-shirt soon!
The argument gets heated towards the end and almost comes to blows! Luckily, the foul-mouthed garden klepto took her pickings and left without ever landing a punch.
We bet she had to go find some strawberries to steal in order to make her pie!
Press PLAY above and prepare to have your day made by the Rhubarb Lady! WARNING: she uses some VERY NSFW language!