And we have another victim!
Honestly, we're so confused about why this photo hacker hasn't been stopped yet!
And it's starting to seem like no one in Hollywood is safe!
Such a sad thing to keep happening.
Holy chocolate-dipped cannoli, this is CRAY!
They say he's perhaps committed criminal adultery, a punishable offense!!!
Look, we're no Harvey Dent or anything, and we still aren't sure precisely what happened, but his
bestie former bestie Andrew Silverman filed divorce paperwork in NYC saying his wife Lauren cheated with Simon.
The silver lining to Simon's dark cloud of suck?
We're pretty sure white v-necks are acceptable prison attire, which is one of the X Factor star's wardrobe staples!
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