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Simon Cowell Broke More Than The Bro Code By Knocking Up His Bestie's Wife, He Apparently Broke The Law!

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Holy chocolate-dipped cannoli, this is CRAY!

If the wife-banging allegations against Simon Cowell are accurate, some folks think he's guilty of more than just poor judgement!

They say he's perhaps committed criminal adultery, a punishable offense!!!

Look, we're no Harvey Dent or anything, and we still aren't sure precisely what happened, but his bestie former bestie Andrew Silverman filed divorce paperwork in NYC saying his wife Lauren cheated with Simon.

That could be adultery! And the Big Apple frowns down upon adultery, apparently to the tune of up to three months in jail!!

Yikes!!!

The silver lining to Simon's dark cloud of suck?

We're pretty sure white v-necks are acceptable prison attire, which is one of the X Factor star's wardrobe staples!

Also, he and Laura have ten weeks worth of child pre-baking in her oven! Hooray for the miracle of life!

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