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Simon Cowell Broke More Than The Bro Code By Knocking Up His Bestie's Wife, He Apparently Broke The Law!

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Holy chocolate-dipped cannoli, this is CRAY!

If the wife-banging allegations against Simon Cowell are accurate, some folks think he's guilty of more than just poor judgement!

They say he's perhaps committed criminal adultery, a punishable offense!!!

Look, we're no Harvey Dent or anything, and we still aren't sure precisely what happened, but his bestie former bestie Andrew Silverman filed divorce paperwork in NYC saying his wife Lauren cheated with Simon.

That could be adultery! And the Big Apple frowns down upon adultery, apparently to the tune of up to three months in jail!!


The silver lining to Simon's dark cloud of suck?

We're pretty sure white v-necks are acceptable prison attire, which is one of the X Factor star's wardrobe staples!

Also, he and Laura have ten weeks worth of child pre-baking in her oven! Hooray for the miracle of life!

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18 comments to “Simon Cowell Broke More Than The Bro Code By Knocking Up His Bestie's Wife, He Apparently Broke The Law!”

  1. Shelley says – reply to this


    Simon Scoul

  2. 2

    maybe he can starta man band in there

  3. La Casa Miami says – reply to this


    I don't know if I believe this story.

  4. 4

    I can't wait for this pathetic LOSER to lose it all and end up right back in his parent's basement!


  5. Bruce says – reply to this


    …I think they would have to prove he did the deed in NY. But you know me, I can't complain.

  6. 6

    Are you sure there wasn't some kinky "open marriage" swinging going on where the wife would fuck Simon and hubby would watch? How does she know the baby is Simon's and not her husband's ?

  7. @v@ says – reply to this


    If the big apple actually still did this, there would be no room in the jails after about an hour on any given day. You can't mandate faithfulness, and particularly if the relationship hasn't been working. You don't jail people when adult relationships flop; you divorce and move on like a big boy/girl.

  8. 8

    Oh please.

  9. 9

    Adultery is not a crime… except in America.

  10. MARMOR76 says – reply to this


    Adultery is not against the law… You need to know about the laws before you say that someone broke the law

  11. 11

    Regardless..some friend.

  12. Guest123 says – reply to this


    Actually Perez is correct. Adultery IS a crime in New York:

    "§ 255.17 Adultery.
    A person is guilty of adultery when he engages in sexual intercourse with another person at a time when he has a living spouse, or the other person has a living spouse. Adultery is a class B misdemeanor."

    "[…] 2. Class B misdemeanor. A sentence of IMPRISONMENT for a class B
    misdemeanor shall be a definite sentence. When such a sentence is
    imposed the term shall be fixed by the court, and shall not exceed THREE MONTHS."

  13. siwped says – reply to this


    the best song in a LONG timer!!

  14. @v@ says – reply to this


    Re: Guest123 – Shhhh. There'll be squad cars at every no-tell motel from Long Island to Jersey laying down fat fines for everyone to plump the bottom line.
    I'm not condoning it, but it happens.

  15. Diana says – reply to this


    It is more than just breaking the guy code. It is breaking a moral code. You just do not sleep with your friend's spouse no matter the circumstances. There are lines that you do not cross, and those are one of them. I feel sorry for her husband, her son, and her unborn child.

  16. eakwak says – reply to this


    If it's punishable by up to 3 months in jail, who would serve the sentence? Him, her or both? They BOTH committed the same crime!

  17. 17

    I sure hope he has his checkbook ready for this bitch. She trapped him good. Those child support checks are gonna be a hefty amount. She has no money problems for the next 18 years. Never thought Simon was that stupid but I have a feeling there is a whole lot more to this story.

  18. 18

    I frown upon adultery too, and I'm from NY, but if every scumbag who was unfaithful in this state ended up with charges against them, and put in jail for this…there would only be about 100 of us walking around free.