What is happening this summer??
Considering only a few weeks ago it was revealed that the former couple were buying a mansion together, this comes as a bit of surprise!
The 30-year-old confessed to IG:
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Holy chocolate-dipped cannoli, this is CRAY!
They say he's perhaps committed criminal adultery, a punishable offense!!!
Look, we're no Harvey Dent or anything, and we still aren't sure precisely what happened, but his
bestie former bestie Andrew Silverman filed divorce paperwork in NYC saying his wife Lauren cheated with Simon.
The silver lining to Simon's dark cloud of suck?
We're pretty sure white v-necks are acceptable prison attire, which is one of the X Factor star's wardrobe staples!
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