Talk about burning bridges!
Sara started the letter off as a sort of breakup with the company saying:
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Holy chocolate-dipped cannoli, this is CRAY!
They say he's perhaps committed criminal adultery, a punishable offense!!!
Look, we're no Harvey Dent or anything, and we still aren't sure precisely what happened, but his
bestie former bestie Andrew Silverman filed divorce paperwork in NYC saying his wife Lauren cheated with Simon.
The silver lining to Simon's dark cloud of suck?
We're pretty sure white v-necks are acceptable prison attire, which is one of the X Factor star's wardrobe staples!
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