Now it's time for Simon Cowell to be judged!
Now that he's put a baby crumpet in his bestie's wife's oven, the ex bestie Andrew Silverman has named Simon a co-respondent in the divorce papers.
Your handy dandy context skills have surely brought you to this conclusion already, but if not — this means Simon could be called as a witness in what appears to become a very ugly divorce.
According to those close to Andrew, he and Lauren were not estranged when she and Simon began their excursion in each other's knickers. With that said, Andrew is obviously feeling extremely betrayed by the both of them.
"It is an unbelievable story of betrayal. It is a sad story and a tragic story."
And a totally awkward one at that!
Hello! There's a new baby coming from it! But for that, well, we just wanna celebrate. Simon Jr (or Mini Lauren) will surely be precious.