Hollywood, you’ve been warned!
Chloë Moretz is ready to graduate from Kicking Ass on Earth to doing it in a galaxy far, far away as a member of the new Star Wars cast — if only director J.J. Abrams would take her phone number!
"I mean, obviously there's interest. It's Star Wars. I'd kill to be a part of that franchise. J.J., I'll give you my phone number. You can text me.”
Although, why is she offering him her number? Hasn’t she heard of Jedi mind tricks? Has she even SEEN these movies???
There were rumors floating before J.J. joined the Rebels this Spring that Chloë would be cast as the lead in a female-centric version of Episode VII, but they've been cut off like Luke Skywalker’s hand in Episode V, arguably the best one in the series, even though some people may feel the plot and themes are too ambiguous and meandering, but COME ON, y’all, it’s the middle movie, so it makes sense that things don’t wrap up perfectly, like Han’s being taken and Lando’s flip flopping.
Wait, what were we talking about?
Anyway, CGM, if you don’t get a holographic message from J.J. any time soon, think about hitting the gym. You might run into a couple useful droids there.
And worse-case scenario, you get into Kick-Ass shape! LOLz!!!
[Image via Ramey Pix.]