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Mel Gibson Is Evil…In New Machete Kills Trailer!

| Filed under: Film FlickersCharlie SheenMel GibsonSofia Vergara

Mel Gibson gets his crazy eyes on playing the arms dealer villain in the new Machete Kills trailer.

The star-studded sequel to Machete, this movie promises to have everything you could possibly want from a sequel to Machete: nuclear missiles, explosions, and what appears to be the Swiss Army Knife version of the titular machete.

Speaking of "titular," Sofia Vergara plays one of Mel's super soldiers sent to kill Machete. Her weapons of choice? Machine gun breasts, or as Austin Powers might call them, "machine gun jubblies!"

Meanwhile, Charlie Sheen plays the President, who wakes up to a call in the beginning of the trailer sleeping with 3 strippers women. LOL! Bet he had to do a lot of character research for that!

And of course the trailer is filled with classic lines from Danny Trejo's Machete, including one that will probably make AFI's Top Movie Quote list:

"Machete don't tweet."

But does Machete Vine or Instagram? Because we'd follow him in a heart beat!

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3 comments to “Mel Gibson Is Evil…In New Machete Kills Trailer!”

  1. Ron says – reply to this


    1

    looks turdtastic

  2. teeter totter says – reply to this


    2

    Love Mel as an actor, but sorry not my kind of movie. Too violent.

  3. Gaga Gross says – reply to this


    3

    I hope Gaga gets her head blown off in this movie. That would be an awesome scene.