All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Good news — the Biebs thinks U and the rumors UR spreading are HIGHlarious!
Yeah, YOU! The one who gets "this stuff" from an undisclosed location!
Just a tad confused? Join the club!
Justin Bieber broadcast an oddly vague yet super-defensive message into the Twittersphere several hours ago, and now we're scratching our head trying to figure out what the heck he meant!!
See if you can decipher it for yourself!!
The most recent rumors might be the funniest of all. Where do u get this stuff??? #focusedonreality
— Justin Bieber (@justinbieber) August 5, 2013
Clearly funny is a euphemism — the Boyfriend singer is mad because a non-Belieber spread inflammatory rumors!
We only wish he would've been more specific!!!
Is Justin mad because we caught on to his filter obsession for shirtless selfies on Instagram?
Maybe he's distressed because we think he's a liability in the club?
Oooh, we know!! We bet he's angry because his posse was accused of brutally assaulting someone in a New York nightclub?
Putting fans in the hospital isn't a good way to ensure they buy your album, so that could be it!
Uggh!!! Just open up and tell us what's wrong, Biebsy!!!
We'll be here for you! ALWAYS!!
Unless Harry Styles and One Direction need us more!
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