No ifs, ands, or BUTTS about it!
However, its most eyebrow-raising article is about the dos and don'ts of anal sex!
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He must've used some of his slick dance moves to get in and out so smoothly!
Or maybe Chris Brown has some magic tricks up his sleeve because somehow he managed to check in and out of jail yesterday without anyone finding out!
He was scheduled to turn himself in to the Van Nuys jail by today for his alleged hit-and-run accident that might also be a violation of probation. But Breezy decided to throw the whole world off and actually sneak into jail a day early!
And it seems he has his mastermind lawyer Mark Geragos to thank because he apparently made sure Breezy was there AFTER 50 Cent made his court appearance because once 50 left the courthouse, so did the photogs.
Once the path was cleared, Breezy was booked and released on his own recognizance all in about 45 minutes.
Too bad everything he does isn't so well thought out. LOLz!
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