Olivia Culpo, we are jealous of YOU!
Also, those dance moves. Can we talk dance moves?! OMG.
Ch-ch-check out the hawt music video (above)!!
Sooo, is he gone yet??
Chris Brown is certainly known to say some cray cray shiz, and now he's done it again with a big ol' promise to basically disappear!
This time, instead of talking about his ladiez he's supposedly not dating despite all the cuddly pics we see, he's talking music and the IMPENDING end of his career. Whoa! Sounds like someone really is over being famous for that "mistake" he made at 18!
Breezy blew his fans' minds when he announced on Twitter that he could very well be throwing in the towel on this whole music thang. Srsly, we might never have to analyze his songs again to figure out if they're about Rihanna!
Don't worry mainstream America.After this X album, it'll probably be my last album.
— Chris Brown (@chrisbrown) August 6, 2013
Ahhh, we see what you did there Breezy!
Perhaps you're getting fans pumped for X thinking it'll be your last, but that "probably" makes it possible for you to just carry on as normal.
We've been faked out by retirement promises before so we'll believe it when we see it!
[Image via Cousart-JP/JFXimages/WENN.]