All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
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Jason Derulo may feel like he Don’t Wanna Go Home, but if he doesn’t, we’d be more than HAPPY to take his 11,500 square-foot pad!
The singer and his It Girl Jordin Sparks just returned from Bora Bora weekend, with Jason tweeting:
Back on U.S. soil refreshed and ready for what's next! How ya'll feelin today?
— Jason Derulo (@jasonderulo) August 5, 2013
But we’re so confused.
‘Cause why go to a secluded tropical getaway when you OWN one?!?
According to public records, not-anytime-soon Mr. Jordin Sparks doled out $1.75 million for a NINE bedroom/NINE bathroom house in a nature preserve in his native South Florida at the end of last year.
The house is on protected ground, but obviously The Sky’s the Limit for Mr. Derulo and his digs!
Next time you hit the vacay way, JD, call us. We’re happy to housesit!
A new toilet every night of the week — and then some! LOLZ!!!
Ch-ch-check out photos of Jason's AH-mazing house (below)!
[Image via PNP/WENN.]