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Trisha Paytas and I chatted for nearly an hour! She's such a hot mess and she owns it!
She's also utterly compelling! You must WATCH!
When we heard fans at Comic-Con got to see the first 20 minutes of ABC's Once Upon a Time in Wonderland, we felt like we missed our own very merry unbirthday! And those only come around 364 times a year!
But now we finally get to see a minute long clip from the season premiere of the Once Upon a Time spin-off! Thank you, internetz!
After it was announced that we'd be meeting the character of Jafar (maybe he can bring goatees back in style?), getting a lot more of the Red Queen (heads be rolling yo!), and seeing (and then not seeing) the Cheshire Cat, we were pretty stoked.
But this video has somehow got us even more pumped up, like we just had a whole LOT of afternoon tea with the Mad Hatter, followed by a hookah sesh with the Caterpillar!
In the clip, Alice, from Alice in Wonderland, and the genie Cyrus get engaged! Sure, we wonder how they're going to fit all their wedding guests inside a lamp, but congrats you two!
That wedding reception is going to be an awesome party! If one the people getting married is named Cyrus, you know there's going to be a lot of twerking!
Ch-ch-check out this first look through the looking-glass…AFTER THE JUMP!!!