OMG! This is so sad!
The couple told us in a statement:
[Image via WENN.]
Oooh boy, this is GOOD!
Just because a woman is engaged, she exclaimed, doesn't mean a wedding date has been set!!! She is tired of all the tabloids' unfounded speculation!!!
Wowzers!!! We haven't seen Rachel this steaming mad since Ross yelled, "WE WERE ON A BREAK!!!"
You tell 'em, gurl!!!
Plus, here's a bonus clip of Jen saluting strippers and waxing poetic on spider-bitten ballz:
JenJen's new flick, We're the Millers, is in theaters right now!!
[Image via CBS/The Talk.]