It's finally here!
Ch-ch-check it out
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Tre in jail?!
Do they have hairspray and spray tan and fake eyelashes and chicken cutlets and ingredienses in prison?
Teresa Giudice best hope so because it's starting to sound like she's headed to the big house! And we're not talking about a brand new mansion Joe Giudice is building for her
even though he can't afford it.
While she's facing 39 counts of fraud and tax evasion alongside her hubby, it's rumored the Real Housewives of New Jersey star won't even be able to plea her way out of this one. Although, maybe if she did some bribing with some Fabellini or Juicy Joe's homemade wine…
"Plea talks between the United States Attorney’s Office and Teresa and Joe’s lawyers haven’t formally begun yet, but prosecutors are insisting that BOTH of them do time behind bars. The government has a very, very strong case against the Giudices and wants to make an example of them. The Giudices will also be facing serious, significant financial penalties."
We just can't imagine Tre in jail! Okay, well, we can and she'll probably be flipping the lunch tables if they give her some subpar chicken cacciatore.
But, if she's lucky, then we won't have to imagine her in jail. And considering we've already heard Tre has somehow managed to get approval to visit Florida despite Joe and her supposedly being limited to travel in New Jersey and New York, we think she is DAYUM lucky.
The insider added:
"Joe is more than willing to take the fall for Teresa so that she stays out of jail. Teresa is hopeful that she could do house arrest instead of jail time."
And if she DOES get house arrest, we bet Tre could totes make a special cookbook out of it!
Fabulicious House Arrest Recipes For The Skinny Italian With Limited Ingredienses!