Well, if she's gonna turn to anyone, we totally expect it to be the "consciously uncoupling" star!
Because, DUH! Who better to understand Beyoncé's pain than the Goop author?!
Holy shish kebabs — we can barely believe it!!!
According to a source who knows Lauren Silverman like the back of his or her very own hand, the X Factor stud has been delivering large sausage pizzas to her door step for four flippin' years!
It's true!! They've apparently been playing Pin the Tail on the Poontang since 2009!!!
"Lauren has loved Simon forever. And they started having an affair four years ago. Simon and Lauren are together. They talk 100 times a day."
Her estranged husband and his bestie Andrew Silverman must feel sorely cuckolded, the poor guy!!!
Regardless of how this affair started, however, everything changed when Lauren found out she was with child!!!
For their unborn baby's sake, we really hope she and Simon's love is long-lasting!
[Image via BauerGriffinOnline.]