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Jennifer Aniston's We're The Millers Opens Modestly; Does It Stand A Chance This Weekend?

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Like Zac Efron coming down with a headache on our wedding night, this is SEVERELY disappointing!

We're the Millers opened in theaters across the country last night, but way too many seats were left empty!!! The receipts were tallied and the New Line flick only made $1.7 mil!

Aww! That's weak sauce!!!

We aren't sure why folks won't fork over cash for Jennifer Aniston and Jason Sudeikis' HIGHlarious looking raunch-com, but J-bug's banging body can't be the problem!!!

We have no doubt she would make a fabulously flexible stripper in real life!!!

Emma Roberts also stars in the laugher, but her recent alleged involvement in a violent domestic quarrel was anything but funny!

Do U think that is the reason audiences are skipping the flick?!

[Image via New Line.]

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19 comments to “Jennifer Aniston's We're The Millers Opens Modestly; Does It Stand A Chance This Weekend?”

  1. 1

    Why pay to see Rachel when you can watch Friends re-runs for free?

  2. mr pete says – reply to this


    Is anyone surprised ??????????
    This woman churns out movies about one every six months
    And none of them ever do well, why, oh why would a studio use her
    She was in a TV show about 20 years ago, and that is her claim to fame
    Next time they should give Sally Struthers the part, she was also in a TV series

  3. 3

    Don't get me wrong I love Jen. But it seems like all her movies are flops. Am I wrong? What is she striving for? An Oscar? I don't get how she keeps making movies or why they invest in her films.

  4. Joe says – reply to this


    Yes. It's Emma Robert's fault. Not because the movie itself is getting terrible reviews or anything.

  5. WTF says – reply to this


    Are you serious????? The numbers are really good. Read the report on Hollywood reporter. The movie opens full TODAY. Yesterday was just after 8 pm. Read Perez, I thought you were smarter than this.

  6. 6

    Nah, it's competing with Elysium.

  7. A says – reply to this


    jennifer aniston isnt hot and no one would pay to see a 40 year old woman stripping in a bad movie. she's in a new movie like every couple of months and none of them are worth seeing. she was decent back in friends but thats really it. as far as her acting skills go, she's pretty mediocre.

  8. 8

    Jennifer Aniston is the same in every movie. She just says different lines. She is just basically herself reading a script. Who would want to see that again?

  9. 9

    Re: WTF – You thought perez was smarter than that, that is the funniest thing I have heard today, thanks for the laugh. Next you are gonna think he doesn't cut and paste for all the other sites. lols

  10. 10

    Re: onefinn – **from

  11. Lmao says – reply to this


    Re: onefinn – If he copies and paste, he might have pasted the wrong article. Every article reporting these numbers are saying this is a good start. Not sure were perez got his info, unless he simply wants this movie to fail.

  12. 12

    Her tired ass again…

  13. MB says – reply to this


    I think Jen`s hot. She never did it for me Friends era, but if I were that dude, her patient in Horrible Bosses, she could`ve had her way with me. Something about Jen Aniston, even in character demanding something in her mouth that is so damn hot.

    I think I also saw a toe ring today in a recent picture in a magazine, which is another huge hotness IMO. Her age is also hot.

  14. colleen says – reply to this


    Re: rosebud99 – OMG u people need to relax and stop being so weird Aniston did an OUTSTANDING AWESOME job in this movie. Lets see u do better? Hmmmm think about it. She honestly n truly shined in this. If u dont like the plot or her then simply dont watch it….who cares an get over yourself . Critics r a big joke n waste of money….their getting paid for this sh@t? Lets see their fat a@@es get up on screen …now that would suck! Most of the movies critics like ate absolutely aweful. There was one in particular we rented since the critics reviews were excellent…me n my husband had to even turn it offf….it was truly THAT bad. Jen thank you for doing comedies in this crazy superficial world. This one was a great performance…u nailed it! I know i couldn't do it…i think the CRITICS needd to look in the mirror n criticize themselves ..get real careers please

  15. colleen says – reply to this


    Re: A – AGE doesn't mean a thing…as long as u still have it. So stop being an immature a@@ n picking on someone for their age. You dont think u will ever turn 40??? Think again smartass. I cant wait to see u at 40….and yes it WILL happen. So mind ur manners if u have any respect for people n simply just shutup. Thank ya:)

  16. colleen says – reply to this


    Re: lacroix – hi LACROIX and what's ur tired lazy ass doing? Sitting on the computer going around putting everyone elses ass down but ur OWN? Tired of stupid ass comments from stupid ass low lifes. U ppl make asses out of yourselves when u go around making stupid remarks….why even bother if u dont like her…makes u sound childish n uneducated . Its not even real life its a MOVIE tardos. If you think u could do better…go ahead. Comedy is hard to pull off so they deserve much credit.

  17. 17

    She needs to stop making movies. Immediately.

  18. shamokin says – reply to this


    Re: Antony – no way! You need to mind ur own business immediately. She did a great job in this movie. It was hilarious…loveddddddd it!:)

  19. honeybunn says – reply to this


    sorry to bust your bubble but I just had to come back and comment on your article that was printed on the 8/7/2013 and today is 8/10/2013. congratulations to jen and Jason for we are the millers coming in 2 for just the weekend but coming in number 1 for gross amount. We the millers grossed 38million for the four days and Elysium grossed 35 million for 3 dys. I hope this answer your question does it stand a chance. and any other negative comment on this blog. I saw the movie and it was a box office hit. this was the best comedic movie for the summer so you haters eat your hearts out. including you perez hilton