OK, we're just going to say it. Selena Gomez' boobs are going CRAZY!
And we're not talking about one of her dining companions!
[Image via Selena Gomez/Instagram.]
Bondage and vocal belting?!
Count us in!
We've got an exclusive sneak peek of 50 Shades! The Musical, and it doesn't disappoint!
This 50 Shades of Grey parody revolves around a trio of middle-aged housewives who stumble upon an erotic novel in their book club meeting!
50 Shades! features a ton of singing, dancing and sexual innuendo, so prude mcprudesters need not attend!
A little mommy porn is all the women need to quickly read the novel and watch as the characters come to life right before their eyes!
Look for the seksi and HIGHlarious show to arrive Off-Broadway soon for an extended run!!!
Sounds like a titillating night at the theatre!
We're SO in for a whipping good time!