If you aren't watching this hot new trailer, you're basically being masochistic!
The 50 Shades of Grey trailer just went up online, and it went up HARD!
So find your own personal Red Room of Pain, and ch-ch-check out this new trailer (above)!!!
Getting coffee at Central Perk is still a big NO, Lisa Kudrow, so stop bringing it up!
You're making this too hard for us!
For diehard fans, this double mention of the show (or movie) not becoming a reality is like slowly pulling a bandaid off an open wound!
It's like a Smelly Cat broken record!
AHHH! Make it stop!
The lady formerly known as Phoebe Buffay revealed she was once fooled by a reunion web hoax, but knew deep down that revisiting her old friends would be a no go:
"That was actually something that was never going to happen…You can still imagine that it might happen, but that's up to you!"
Still so hard to hear!
We'll never see Monica and Chandler's kids grown up, Ross and Rachel's marital bliss, or Joey winning his Oscar!
Even though it's a long shot, we're totes keeping our fingers crossed that this is one big joke!!!
Ch-ch-check out the full explanation of why a Friends reunion is NEVER happening (below)!!