All of that money, and the bluetooth isn't hooked up.
No police caught Bruce, but cameras did, which is just as damning.
[Image via Splash News.]
According to Taylor Hanson’s Instagram, the boys shared some brews and billiards, and we’re sure the ADMIRING GAZES of every girl in the bar.
At first we wondered why the guys didn’t invite Taylor Swift to go out with them, and then realized because it’s CONFUSING to hang out with two people who share the same first name.
And calling Taylor Hanson “Hanson” isn’t a solution either, because his brother, Isaac, might answer!
So the moral of the story: Taylor Swift shouldn't marry Isaac Hanson, because the world already has a Taylor Hanson! (And also because Isaac's already married.)
Thanks for bringing this lesson in logic to our attention, Ed! LOLz!!!
[Image via Instagram.]