That, Perezcious readers, is how we ended up in possession of this penis pic (above)!
[Image via Usher/Snapchat.]
Figured as much!
They don't strike us as the type to really wed on the anniversary of their engagement. Or his birthday for that matter!
We don't want them to divorce, but that would totally ruin his bday forever if he had to think about a wedding every year on his special day!
She's planning the shindig, so you can definitely plan on an A-list soiree, but not an A-list soulmate sealer.
Maybe next year… LOL!
[Image via WENN.]